My three year old daughter’s fascination with butts rivals any man’s love of booty. She likes to talk butts and she will not lie – and she always uses her Outdoors Voice. Her constant loud talk about butts and what they do is making me blush like a schoolgirl. So yes folks, in a nutshell, I’m a prude who is raising a miniature frat boy. Can you die from blushing too hard?
Take for instance her latest rendition of Old MacDonald:
Old MacDonald had a farm e-i-e-i-o
And on that farm he had a butt e-i-e-i-o
With a butt butt here and a butt butt there
Here a butt, there a butt EVERYWHERE A BUTT BUTT!
Or the talking butt game. Where she suddenly whips off the bottoms, bends over and grabs her cheeks a la Bart Simpson and makes her sweet tushy say: LOOK AT ME!