London Ontario Health Unit Launches Ludicrous Sexual Health Website
15 to 24 year olds can now play their way to sexual health via a new game on the London-Middlesex Health Unit's website. The problem is in it's condescending delivery and sheer comicality of it's design. Prepare to be horrified.
Kids can choose to be one of four titillating characters:
a sexually active girl named Power Pap who uses x-ray vision to spot infections; a boy named Willy who believes size doesn’t matter and who's superpower is "rock hard strength"; Captain Condom, a male superhero with a condom on his head; or a virgin named Wonder Vag.
Wonder Vag has the superpower to tell if a person is lying. That's funny - as a teenage girl, I sure didn't. That really would have come in handy.
It gets worse.
The game features a super villian, The Sperminator, a muscular man wearing a red wrestling mask with penis arms, who will shoot kids with sperm if they don't answer sexual health questions correctly. His goal is to infect everyone with his evil sperm.
Oh that's not the worst part either. The worst part of all this is that the game will be launched into our school system as a teaching tool in sex education. The sheer ridiculousness of this has my parental radar buzzing.
Try the game at www.getitonlondon.com
Did you see that? GET IT ON LONDON DOT COM.
Yes, because telling our teenagers to get it on while we also show them how to block shooting sperm from a penis-armed muscle man makes PERFECT SENSE.
I think my kids will be sick on the days this thing becomes curriculum.
Read more about these penis-armed super villains over at the Bad Moms Club.